Is this a clever novelty song or just a three-and-a-half minute annoyance? You be the judge. Gender is a good predictor.

(You Look So Fine) When You're Walking Away

You must think that I'm always

Thinking up ways to make you mad

You say I forgot your birthday

What could make me behave so bad?

It's nothing you can see in the mirror

But I know you're gonna show me every time I put you down

Babe how can I make it any clearer

How I appreciate the view when you turn around

Baby Baby come back, but please don't stay

You look so fine when you're walking away

No, I'm not such a hard head

And I don't like to see you rant and rave

I just seem to get rewarded

Every time I misbehave

It seems that each time you get upset

You get all bent and accidentally make it worth my while

You show me that natural asset

That blue denim happy face with that vertical smile

Baby Baby come back, but please don't stay

You look so fine when you're walking away

It's not fear of commitment

Though there's lots to be said for that

Your original equipment

Makes me tip my ten gallon hat

It's not like I don't like your front side

You're pretty enough an got all that stuffing where it's s'posed to be

It's not like you bring out my bad side

I just love you the most when you turn to leave

Baby Baby come back, but please don't stay

You look so fine when you're walking away

I'd be good if I was able

And I've tried, lord knows how I've tried

But show me that designer label

And I get all clammy inside

Well nothing this good lasts forever

Someday no doubt I'll think about the qualities I missed

Right now I feel pretty clever

Cause you shake it the best when you're good and

Pistol packin mama

Won't you kindly put that thing a

Way baby come back but please don't stay

You've got a way of walking

We never did that much talking anyway

Don't you look fine

When You're Walking Away